Tiger!
Tiger! ©2005
(calendar year two thousand+five) Isaac Falconer/Dr Saku Gunasegaram
PLEASE NOTE: The copyright symbols c. and/or © LITERALLY
mean: No one~anywhere in "the world"
has the artist's permission to reproduce and/or COPY and/or
"publish" this ORIGINAL one-of-a-kind- image
without PRIOR _WRITTEN_ AUTHORIZATION from the creator of this original
work of art. THANK YOU!
24" (twenty-four inches) x 36" (thirty-six inches) acrylic
and clear glaze on hand-made mulberry paper:
Supporting endangered wild
tigers suffering in jungles
around the world.
DIRECT QUOTE:
"Please tell Saku [Dr. Saku Gunasegaram/Isaac Falconer] that her painting
hangs in the living room and brings life to our new home"
~the written (e-mailed)
spectacularly _UNSOLICITED_
words of "response"/words of "review"
offered by the proud owners of the ABOVE
ORIGINAL-ONE
-OF-A-KIND-WORK-OF-ART
entitled _Tiger! Tiger!_.
One
(in a family of owners)
one
of whom has
collected tiger-themed items since
about calendar year 1965
(nineteen sixty-five)
~in the identical way that "some"
collect owls
and "some" collect cows.
_PLEASE_NOTE_:_ZERO_ "lewd acts"
and/or any "other" type(s) of
"bribe(s)"
were "offered" and/or
"solicited" in quid pro "return"
for this _ORIGINAL_
copyright-protected
ONE-OF-A-KIND work of art.
THANK YOU!
PLEASE NOTE: NO ONE "HERE" is a person
who "confuses" one hundred percent LEGITIMATE and ABOVE-BOARD
COMMISSIONED WORKS OF _FINE ART_ with _BRIBERY_. Unbeknownst
to "us" the English word "commissioned" has been employed to
describe financial bribery and/or sexual "favors" and/or
"favours" in spectacularly NON-fine-art contexts.
PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK
THAT FOLLOWS: http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us ~then please type in the English words <fine art>
PLEASE CLICK ON THE LINK THAT FOLLOWS:
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/us then type in the English word <commissioned> ~with the
English word "commission"
used as an euphemism for bribery~FINE
~with the
English word "commission" used as an euphemism for bribery~FINE
ART COMMISSIONS "happen" when a one hundred percent above board
and a one hundred percent honest non-lawbreaking individual
approaches a carefully chosen (to quote the words of one fine
art-commissioner directly: "I went to every single art gallery+fine art museum in my geographical location~I "even" went
everywhere on the internet where fine art is sold and/or created~that's how
I found your work and wanted to commission a piece) fine
artist~from the crowd of fine artists~to request a portrait and/or
other non-portrait projects in quid pro quo return for a
pre-arranged-mutually-agreed-upon-price _ZERO_ sex acts/lewd acts
"involved"~_ZERO_ named+unnamed "favors"/"favours" involved [!]
~hello??????????????????????????? just
because _YOU_ fine artists "out there" and/or
_YOU_ NON-fine-artist trolls
trolling our site 24/7/365 have _NEVER_ ONCE
heard/seen/experienced a fine art commission "in person" does NOT
mean they never happen [!] TO REAL FINE ARTISTS ART COMMISSIONS "happen"
when a one hundred percent above board
and a one hundred percent honest non-lawbreaking individual
approaches a carefully chosen (to quote the words of one fine
art-commissioner directly: "I went to every single art gallery+fine art museum in my geographical location~I "even" went everywhere on the internet where fine art is sold and/or created~that's how I found your work and wanted to commission a piece) fine artist~from the crowd of fine artists~to request a portrait and/or other non-portrait projects in quid pro quo return for a pre-arranged-mutually-agreed-upon-price _ZERO_ sex
acts "involved"~_ZERO_ named+unnamed
"favors"/"favours" involved
[!]~hello???????????????????????????
just because _YOU_ fine artists and/or _YOU_
NON-fine-artist trolls trolling our site 24/7/365 have _NEVER_
ONCE heard/seen/experienced a fine art commission "in person"
does _NOT_ mean that strictly
one hundred percent
above-board fine art commissions_never_
ever "happen" [!] TO _REAL_ _LIVE_
FINE ARTISTS~not to be confused in any
way/shape/form with
celebrated CRAFTSPERSONS
spectacularly _NOT_ "dead+buried" _NOT_ "done+dusted"
FINE ARTISTS NOW! in " calendar year 2016~twenty-sixteen)."
[At the time that these words
were initially published on the internet
it was calendar year twenty-sixteen.]
The one hundred percent _unsolicited_
one hundred percent _spontaneous_ review above
is merely _one_ among _MANY_
one hundred percent _spontaneous_
one hundred percent
_unsolicited_ one hundred percent _pure_+spontaneous
written reviews of fine art works written by independent
reviewers and curators
before being posted on our site.
This reviews and/or other reviews posted on our site
do not necessarily
represent the views of the artist. They are included
unedited, except for minor spelling and grammatical
corrections, so that the reader/viewer/observer of"our" works
of fine art may understand how others have
responded one hundred percent
completely spontaneously
and without any pressure of any kind whatsoever.
_PLEASE_NOTE_ no wild tigers/
no animals of any kind/
certainly no humans we harmed before/during/after
the creation of this one-of-a-kind work of FINE ART~
not to be "confused" in any way/shape/for with "craft."
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