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~at the artist's discretion.



 

Giving Birth to a Dancing Star©2009 Falconer/Gunasegaram
6¾" x 8¾" (17 x 22 cm) experimental photographic print [this IS the original piece]

Dear Amazon Internet Retail Giant TROLLS and/or NON-TROLLS and Organized Crime Ring Trolls
and/or Drug Dealer Trolls:  The UK's illustrious _The Guardian_ www.theguardian.com
"explains" that there are NO THEFTS OF VALUABLE ART - like ours - that are _NOT_ organized crime-related-and we believe it.
Giving Birth to a Dancing Star©2009 Falconer/Gunasegaram
6¾" x 8¾" (17 x 22 cm) is an experimental photographic print [this IS the original piece]
IS A METAPHOR~AN ARTISTIC and/or PHILOSOPHICAL-DEVICE
_NOT_ A PHYSICAL REALITY [!]  Therefore there is One Thousand Percent _Absolutely_ Zero_
"need" for "you" TROLLS+NON-TROLLS+Organized Crime Rings+Drug Dealers
 to try and "convince" "us" that we "are"
"mothers/parents of physical babies"
and/or students "eligible" for Amazon
STUDENT DISCOUNTS [!] who have "relentlessly demonstrated"
over a period of _DECADES_
an "inordinate-One Thousand Percent-Amazon-Troll-
NON-Amazon-troll-INVENTED-fascinations with baby wipes" [!]

~by posting the most ABSURD electronic notes on our Amazon account~relentlessly
~for _YEARS_ on end~but perhaps especially persistent~over the past six months
~the same time period in which the California, San Bernardino, USA
-December 3rd, 2015 (calendar year twenty-fifteen) accused are said to have birthed a baby [!]
PERHAPS if "you" had been barking up the "correct tree"~over the past 5 (five) months
(when these words were "originally" posted and published online)~
fourteen persons in San Bernardino, California, USA might still be alive [?]

This:     http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fbF/miralax-love-my-lax
_COULD_ be "mere coincidence" but LITERALLY days after our technical personnel posted
_Giving Birth To A Dancing Star_ on THIS OUR SITE~ this MIRALAX commercial:   
 http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fbF/miralax-love-my-lax    
~featuring a "birth-canal"-LIKE
painting with a purple turd inside the canal~began being televised _relentlessly_
on USA television channels:     http://www.ispot.tv/ad/7fbF/miralax-love-my-lax
WITHOUT our explicit-written authorization.  Hello?  See the copyright sign?
The copyright sign is UNIVERSALLY-RECOGNIZED as "no person and/or other entity"
is _NOT_ authorised to steal
other people's ideas and use them for their "own purposes" WITHOUT
EXPLICIT WRITTEN PERMISSION FROM THE _OWNER_
OF THE AFORE-MENTIONED COPYRIGHTED INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY. 
This relentlessly televised MIRALAX television ad "accompanies" "strange postings online"
telling "us":  [Even though you have an active archive at
The National Museum for Women in the arts~located in Washington, DC, USA]:
"Your are not a VALID artist"  "You are stealing other people's work-
most probably the creative work of a white-possibly-gay
-lesbian-homosexual-bisexual-person"+ OTHER COUNTLESS+POINTED PROFESSIONAL-ART-RELATED INSULTS

The afore-mentioned "experience" occurred "coincidentally" with a "break-in-on "both sides" of a _PRIVATE_ telephone conversation we had with University of Kansas English Professor Jerry Masinton~the author of the review-that appears below~and a friend since "we" were 19 years-old.  While we were talking we head the telephone line "broken into."  Professor Masinton heard it at his end in The USA State of Kansas-and "we" heard it at our location.  In other words BOTH ENDS OF A PRIVATE TELEPHONE CONVERSATION were AUDIBLY BROKEN INTO~possibly ILLEGALLY~possibly in direct violation of The USA Constitution~which all USA lawmakers~including the USA President~and all members of Congress are sworn to uphold.  This was then "followed" by an ABSURD OFFICIAL-LOOKING LETTER -addressed to us by an academic dean at The University of Kansas in Lawrence, Kansas, USA~with the official letterhead of  Dean, University of Kansas, Lawrence, Kansas, USA~forbidding the giving of gifts to "active" University of Kansas Professors~since all Professors at The University of Kansas are officially State of Kansas employees~and have restrictions applied to their activities that Professors at "private universities" do not.  The letter implied that it is "a financial crime"~for "us" to send gifts to University of Kansas Professor Linda Stone-Ferrier-from online vendor QVC~located in The USA State of West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA~in "memory' of our having baby-sat her son~Evan~during student working days~and that Professor Stone-Ferrier is forced to return her gift~which she did~with alacrity~to QVC in West Chester, Pennsylvania, USA.  However~gifts of BOOKS mailed via Amazon Online Vending Giant to Professor Stone-Ferrier at The University of Kansas, in Lawrence, Kansas, USA appeared to be "OK"~since these were never returned by University of Kansas art history professor Linda Stone-Ferrier~and Amazon Online vending international giant has never said anything to us about the gifts of paperback books [Amazon has shared that recipients of "some books" have been in touch with Amazon directly~asking for information about us~which Amazon says it refuses to release withOUT our explicit permission~which we did NOT "release"~and Amazon knows this!~because we explicitly TOLD Amazon:  "Do not release our name and/or our location without asking us first" and yes! we do trust Amazon on this particular "issue" ~relating to shared topics of interest to all students of art history~being returned by professors at The University of Kansas, USA located in Lawrence, Kansas, USA.  "Naturally" "these experiences" were also coincident with relentless 24/7 365 online ALL OVER THE USA television ads [a la ISIS/ISIL fundraisers?] "for" "Get you degree at  American Public University"~which we were more-than-certain-is totally one hundred percent bogus~and therefore "impossible[?]" - for the relevant "authorities [?]'  to "shut down[?]" "permanently[?]"


This review (below) was written by an independent UNCOMPENSATED reviewer.  It does not necessarily represent the views of the artist herself.  It is included unedited, except for minor grammatical corrections, so that the reader may understand how others have responded in words to these works of art.

"Dancing Star" is perfectly wonderful!  I look at it and think, You've moved into a new phase, or perhaps discovered a new vocabulary.  Funny, isn't it? that an English professor doesn't himself have the terminology for your work.  I think that's good because it means that your work is original, unclassifiable, beyond normal categories.  "Dancing Star" seems to me to have deeper colors, more passionate hues.  And that strip down the middle represents at least part of what I mean by your new language.  You've done one or two works before with words, but this time you're elemental.  When you're at your best--as you are here--you express the deepest core of your personality.  You bypass the usual categories of thought and the usual languages of painting to discover your own formulas of expression.  I don't think many artists, in any media whatsoever, ever do that.  And I also think that it's the holy grail of what artists have been reaching for since the beginning of the Romantic movement.  Each truly exceptional artist finds her own singular "dancing star."  Most artists never manage to make the long journey to the star.  It's a deep, indwelling source of inspiration that you seem to be able to tap.  I can see why it took you a long time.  The work had to grow until it was ready for birth.
 
At least this is how I understand the whole process.
 
Your work really presents the viewer with forces that aren't easy to confront.  I don't mean that your paintings are frightening.  But they're a little like looking into the sun.  There's nothing quite like them.
~Jerry Masinton, Emeritus Professor of English, Lawrence, KS, USA
          _AND_ author of:          _WRONG MAN DOWN_          https://www.amazon.com/Wrong-Man-Down-Millie-Henshawe/dp/194123738X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=33D28LBFYIP21&dchild=1&keywords=jerry+masinton&qid=1612900791&s=books&sprefix=by+jerry+masinton%2Caps%2C153&sr=1-1#reader_194123738X

This review (above) was written by an independent UNCOMPENSATED reviewer.  It does not necessarily represent the views of the artist herself.  It is included unedited, except for minor grammatical corrections, so that the reader may understand how others have responded in words to these works of art.